Grow Sum Nutz

New Car

2010-03-07T22:29:00.000-08:00

I'm so disturbed I cant keep quiet about this one!! A friend of mine just recently got a new car...A manly car..let's just say a muscle car! An eye catcher...Ok. Well he lives with his girlfriend who is in my opinion a controller of his balls but I cant tell him that directly. This is the situation, this dude is afraid to pull his car outta the garage because this woman is gonna bitch and ask him where are you going? why you gotta drive the car etc. When she ain't paying the fuking note!! GTFOH!! And he doesn't drive it cause he don't want to hear her mouth! Its not even summer yet, so you mean to tell me you're gonna keep a brand new vehicle under wraps cuz your girl is beefing about it...and you can only drive it when she's with you? GTFOHWTBS(for those who don't know....get the fuck outta here with that bullshit). As if you're 65-70 years old? why did you get the car? because you wanted it. He's acting like the kid in the Christmas movie that wanted a BB gun and everyone keeps telling him he's gonna shoot his eye out!! In my opinion you wear a fucking patch like a pirate! like a man.!! You drive your mom mobile...or whatever and I drive what the fuck I want! Grow Sum freakin nutz doggie!! She's just afraid that you'll bag a hotter chic with less attitude in your new wheels!! Don' wait til your 50 years old to get a fuking Corvette and drive on the weekends!! Life is out there to be lived right now!!
And trust me If she saw some dude pushing a nice new ride she would be fantasizing about him that night while she's giving you the obligatory fuck!!

ALPHA FEMALES-WTF?

2010-02-26T15:28:00.000-08:00

What's up people? Let me start off by asking my readers....all five of you; a serious question. Have you ever heard the term Alpha female? Well I was just recently introduced to this "tricknology" I mean terminology!

Okay, lets dissect this phenomena. The term "Alpha male or Alpha female" comes from the description of social animals in which the "alpha" is highest in rank. The first to mate, eat, etc.
The term Alpha male has been used to describe certain men within human society with the same so called characteristics. Which if you could account for this would probably be less than 1 percent because as we all should know by now that the ruling elite control society. Anyone who attempts to identify themselves as an alpha anything is delusional, unless thats your fraternity name! Now we have females calling themselves alpha-females.

Why and how is it that intelligent human beings would allow themselves to be put in a class with animals is beyond me. It seems that all this competitiveness via (American Idol, Survivor,Top Chef, Road Rules) and all the other nonsense on TV is mass brainwash to confuse people and have them at each others throats. I'm the best...No I'm the best!! You're both wrong..I'm the best!!! I thought that was grade school shit?

Being a man who's comfortable with who he is and does not choose to give up his nutz, why would I want to come home after a long days work and deal with one of these Alpha bitches? After competing with whomever in the workplace, fighting through traffic, why on earth would I want to come home and compete over some trivial nonsense with one of theses creatures. It appears to me that the term Alpha-female as it applies to homo-sapien women is just a cleverly packaged code name for bitch. New term same old bitch!

Don't be fooled gentleman! Keep your nutz away from these demons!

Mens Oath

2009-02-23T22:42:00.000-08:00

I do so solemnly swear
to never from this day forward
give up the "power" that lies within my nutz (manhood)
I swear that I will remain strong and hold fast
to the family jewels at all cost
even when faced with all adversity
In the midst and presence of mesmerising dime pieces,
family members and all those who seek to diminish
my status as man in this world.
I will remain a man until the day
that men carry me to the my final rest
Good,Bad, or Indifferent and to those
who don't like it
Fuck Em

So help me GOD

10 Steps to getting your nutz back

2009-01-29T13:30:00.000-08:00

1. Speak your mind even if its wrong
2. Once you decide on a course of action stick with it
3. Don't be afraid to offend people
4. Learn from great and well respected men
5. Turn off the TV/ Oprah Dr. Phil, Reality shows
6. Never lose the respect of the women your involved with
7. Realize the power you have within your nutz (the next president, savior etc.)
8. Follow your own mind
9. Get rid of dead weight, toxic relationships
10. Be willing to die for your rights and what you believe in

A Ring is a Bribe

2009-01-28T12:02:00.000-08:00

Well I've been gone for a minute on a mini-vacation but now I'm back to save you dudes out there. For you cats out there thinking about taking the big plunge, think about this. Who came up with the concept of an engagement ring? Men or women? What law states that you must spend at least 2-3 months salary on an engagement ring? Think about this, a man's word is his what; his bond. If he doesn't honor and stand by his word then he really ain't shit in this world. So why is it that when a man asks a female to marry him he has to produce a ring worth several thousand dollars? He isn't gonna go back on his word, she might, but 9 times out of 10 the guy won't. Its hard enough to get a guy to admit he loves a woman, asking for her hand in marriage is another level. Men make all kinds of verbal deals and with hand shakes all the time but when it comes to the woman you love and who's supposed to love you unconditionally, you have to offer a bribe aka ring. Dog pound, this is a bribe, straight up. Who wouldn't say yes then cash out later if shit doesn't go their way. That's human nature. If you offered me 5-10k to take job and it wasn't what I expected...hell I'm outta there. I may hate to leave but at least I got something out of it. On the flip side, would you offer a 5-10k bonus up front to an employee that you thought would not deliver? Wouldn't you want that bonus money back? Well stupid, its too late, it's gone.
A multi-faceted, platinum princess cut, multi-carat ring is an enticement, it's incentive and bottom line they keep looking for more where that came from. Love is eternal. If she loves you and wants to spend the rest of her life with you, she will marry your ass with a ring around the collar.

How did you lose your nutz?

2009-01-08T15:24:00.000-08:00

Nothing happens over night and losing that which makes us men was probably a gradual and painless process. We all come from different backgrounds and various cultures. Look back into your past and examine the people and situations that led to your castration.

10-Men dont know when to cut losses

2009-01-06T21:20:00.000-08:00

I have several close friends and relatives that have been in relationships for years, constantly complaining about their wives, girlfriends, baby mama's etc. yet still stay in the same situation. Life can be short or very long depending on how you live it. These women are not going to change, people don't change, only their consciousness changes. When it comes to your ultimate sanity and happiness its not worth it. I admit, I have been guilty of the same sin, but I'm a single guy with no kids and no drama. Life is like a poker game, and you have to know when to cut your losses and move on. You might think you can bluff your way through but as the years pass you will realize its a no win. It takes a strong man to walk away from something he loves but it also takes a fool to think that"shit will turn into sugar someday."

9-Selling out your Bro's

2009-01-05T13:44:00.000-08:00

True story, a few years ago me and my homies set up a guys trip to the Bahamas. It was supposed to be a nice getaway for 4-5 days. Partying, drinking,sun, beach and of course single women. As expected, several of the dudes flake out of the trip, so it came down to two of us. Me and one of my closest road dogs. Well its getting close to the time to roll out, maybe a few weeks before the departure and this spineless jellyfish tells me that he's gonna bring his girlfriend along, who just happens to be pregnant. My first response was, are you f#$king crazy? First of all how did she even know about the trip? (Okay you told her) Second its supposed to be a guys trip, so you mean to tell me that if the other 2 dudes hadn't backed out, you were still gonna bring your pregnant girlfriend along with four dudes? How did you think that shit was cool? to make a long story short. It was a totally f#$ked up trip cuz we couldn't hang out and had to drag her along everywhere. I still ended up hooking up with some chick on the boat, so it wasn't a total loss. Moral of the story. Don't ever sell out your boys for a chick. Grow Sum Nutz

8-Mens clothing has become borderline

2009-01-02T11:30:00.000-08:00

I recently went shopping to buy some new jeans, nothing special, just regular jeans that fit. After searching several stores I basically came out empty handed and a little confused. Tight ass jeans with flaps on the pockets and even low waist jeans for men! All this so called trendy fashion is just another example of how men are turning into chicks. Man bags and man purses, WTF is that about? Since when does a guy have so much crap to carry around that he now needs a bag. All you need is a wallet and briefcase if need be. Man bag=NO Nutz!!

7-Men have allowed women to invade our domains

2008-12-30T09:53:00.000-08:00

The last time I went to a gentleman's club, there were more lesbo's than dudes; grabbing the chicks ad smacking asses. If we did that, we'd have a 350 pound bouncer bum rushing us out the door. The strip club may be one of the last places men can go and chill out, have some drinks, smoke cigars and look at some decent sights with his buddies. Now you've got all these carpet munchers on the prowl on our hunting ground. Don't get me wrong, I like lesbians. We actually have a lot in common but when I have to compete against other dudes and some chick that hates dick, that is a problem. Lesbo's get you own spot and stay the F@# out of the Gentleman's Clubs

6-Men have no physical skills

2008-12-27T13:03:00.000-08:00

Okay, I'm no mechanic, plumber or electrician, but I can pick up a wrench, screwdriver, or whatever the necessary tool and fix something. Cars are more advanced nowadays so there aren't too many backyard mechanics, however a man should know the parts of an engine and how they operate. With that being said, if you or your woman has a mechanical breakdown at least you would have some idea of what to do beyond calling AAA. If you need to install a light fixture in your home, you should have the know how without calling an expensive electrician or electrocuting yourself and causing a major blackout. Some men, especially the younger dudes don't know how to do shit unless it comes on an X-Box or PS3.

5-Men Can't make decisions

2008-12-24T18:01:00.000-08:00

All throughout history great men have been able to make strong decisions at the blink of an eye and stick to them. Now men have to consult their significant other on the smallest of issues. Keeping peace in the household is one thing but asking for approval is another. Its always better to ask for forgiveness rather than permission. If your young son asks you for something, men are quick to say go ask your mother, so in your son's young mind; he says, well I know who's in charge. Dad can't or won't make decisions.

4-Men try too hard to please

2008-12-23T08:56:00.000-08:00

Guys this may come as a surprise but the more you try to please a woman or anyone for that matter, the more they'll want. I know of several guys personally that have called me complaining about how much they do for their women, which is great, yet their still not happy. News flash homies, bottom line is that "you" can never make another human being happy, especially a woman. Happiness is an internal process and state of mind, if she wasn't happy before then nothing you do will ever change that. Make yourself happy and screw the rest.

3-Men are afraid to speak their mind

2008-12-22T12:30:00.000-08:00

I can remember a time when a man would say exactly what was on his mind, no holding back, and without fear of the outcome. Wisdom comes in knowing when to bite your tongue but if you're such a "puss" to never speak up about anything then you might as well kill yourself because your dead anyway. This especially applies when a woman tries to run your life. If you're afraid to tell her to "shut the F@#! up", then you don't deserve your nuts. You may never have to tell your woman this, but never ever be afraid to let it fly.

2-Men now have just as many grooming products as women

2008-12-21T11:56:00.000-08:00

There used to be a time when a mans grooming routine was simply the 3S ritual, shit, shower and shave; throw on his favorite cologne, after shave and he's out the door. Now you can walk down the aisle at Wal-Mart, Target, wherever, and find a smorgasbord of bullshit products. Skin toners,exfoliates and the list goes on. WTF is going on here? A man should not spend more time getting ready in front of a mirror than a woman unless he's a model and getting paid for that shit.

1-Men are more sensative than ever before

2008-12-20T10:29:00.000-08:00

Over the years it seems that men have gradually bought into the ideas promoted by the mass media, from the likes of Oprah, Dr. Phil (Not even a real doctor) and countless others. More and more men are watching these shows designed for a female audience and have become brainwashed by the bullshit. More dudes are watching soaps, lifetime movies,and all sorts of chick flicks, not to mention reading bogus articles in so called "Men's" magazines saying what women are supposed to want. The truth is women don't know what they want. They are a walking contradiction. They tell you to be more open, talk about your feelings, show more affection. The minute you do she sees it as a sign of weakness and will try to impose her will and control you. The gender roles are are changing fellas and women want to dominate. The minute you start acting like "Mr. Softy" you can kiss the hairy twins goodbye.

10 Signs that men are losing their nuts

2008-12-19T12:12:00.000-08:00

1. Men are more sensitive than ever before
2. Men now have just as many grooming products as women
3. Men are afraid to speak their mind
4. Men try to hard to please
5. Men cant make decisions
6. Men have no physical skills anymore
7. Men have allowed women to invade and take over our domains
8. Men's clothing has become borderline gay
9. Selling out your Bros
10.Men don't know how to cut their losses