New Car

I'm so disturbed I cant keep quiet about this one!! A friend of mine just recently got a new car...A manly car..let's just say a muscle car! An eye catcher...Ok. Well he lives with his girlfriend who is in my opinion a controller of his balls but I cant tell him that directly. This is the situation, this dude is afraid to pull his car outta the garage because this woman is gonna bitch and ask him where are you going? why you gotta drive the car etc. When she ain't paying the fuking note!! GTFOH!! And he doesn't drive it cause he don't want to hear her mouth! Its not even summer yet, so you mean to tell me you're gonna keep a brand new vehicle under wraps cuz your girl is beefing about it...and you can only drive it when she's with you? GTFOHWTBS(for those who don't know....get the fuck outta here with that bullshit). As if you're 65-70 years old? why did you get the car? because you wanted it. He's acting like the kid in the Christmas movie that wanted a BB gun and everyone keeps telling him he's gonna shoot his eye out!! In my opinion you wear a fucking patch like a pirate! like a man.!! You drive your mom mobile...or whatever and I drive what the fuck I want! Grow Sum freakin nutz doggie!! She's just afraid that you'll bag a hotter chic with less attitude in your new wheels!! Don' wait til your 50 years old to get a fuking Corvette and drive on the weekends!! Life is out there to be lived right now!!
And trust me If she saw some dude pushing a nice new ride she would be fantasizing about him that night while she's giving you the obligatory fuck!!