I'm so disturbed I cant keep quiet about this one!! A friend of mine just recently got a new car...A manly car..let's just say a muscle car! An eye catcher...Ok. Well he lives with his girlfriend who is in my opinion a controller of his balls but I cant tell him that directly. This is the situation, this dude is afraid to pull his car outta the garage because this woman is gonna bitch and ask him where are you going? why you gotta drive the car etc. When she ain't paying the fuking note!! GTFOH!! And he doesn't drive it cause he don't want to hear her mouth! Its not even summer yet, so you mean to tell me you're gonna keep a brand new vehicle under wraps cuz your girl is beefing about it...and you can only drive it when she's with you? GTFOHWTBS(for those who don't know....get the fuck outta here with that bullshit). As if you're 65-70 years old? why did you get the car? because you wanted it. He's acting like the kid in the Christmas movie that wanted a BB gun and everyone keeps telling him he's gonna shoot his eye out!! In my opinion you wear a fucking patch like a pirate! like a man.!! You drive your mom mobile...or whatever and I drive what the fuck I want! Grow Sum freakin nutz doggie!! She's just afraid that you'll bag a hotter chic with less attitude in your new wheels!! Don' wait til your 50 years old to get a fuking Corvette and drive on the weekends!! Life is out there to be lived right now!!
And trust me If she saw some dude pushing a nice new ride she would be fantasizing about him that night while she's giving you the obligatory fuck!!

What's up people? Let me start off by asking my readers....all five of you; a serious question. Have you ever heard the term Alpha female? Well I was just recently introduced to this "tricknology" I mean terminology!

Okay, lets dissect this phenomena. The term "Alpha male or Alpha female" comes from the description of social animals in which the "alpha" is highest in rank. The first to mate, eat, etc.
The term Alpha male has been used to describe certain men within human society with the same so called characteristics. Which if you could account for this would probably be less than 1 percent because as we all should know by now that the ruling elite control society. Anyone who attempts to identify themselves as an alpha anything is delusional, unless thats your fraternity name! Now we have females calling themselves alpha-females.

Why and how is it that intelligent human beings would allow themselves to be put in a class with animals is beyond me. It seems that all this competitiveness via (American Idol, Survivor,Top Chef, Road Rules) and all the other nonsense on TV is mass brainwash to confuse people and have them at each others throats. I'm the best...No I'm the best!! You're both wrong..I'm the best!!! I thought that was grade school shit?

Being a man who's comfortable with who he is and does not choose to give up his nutz, why would I want to come home after a long days work and deal with one of these Alpha bitches? After competing with whomever in the workplace, fighting through traffic, why on earth would I want to come home and compete over some trivial nonsense with one of theses creatures. It appears to me that the term Alpha-female as it applies to homo-sapien women is just a cleverly packaged code name for bitch. New term same old bitch!

Don't be fooled gentleman! Keep your nutz away from these demons!