Mens Oath

I do so solemnly swear
to never from this day forward
give up the "power" that lies within my nutz (manhood)
I swear that I will remain strong and hold fast
to the family jewels at all cost
even when faced with all adversity
In the midst and presence of mesmerising dime pieces,
family members and all those who seek to diminish
my status as man in this world.
I will remain a man until the day
that men carry me to the my final rest
Good,Bad, or Indifferent and to those
who don't like it
Fuck Em

So help me GOD