A Ring is a Bribe

Well I've been gone for a minute on a mini-vacation but now I'm back to save you dudes out there. For you cats out there thinking about taking the big plunge, think about this. Who came up with the concept of an engagement ring? Men or women? What law states that you must spend at least 2-3 months salary on an engagement ring? Think about this, a man's word is his what; his bond. If he doesn't honor and stand by his word then he really ain't shit in this world. So why is it that when a man asks a female to marry him he has to produce a ring worth several thousand dollars? He isn't gonna go back on his word, she might, but 9 times out of 10 the guy won't. Its hard enough to get a guy to admit he loves a woman, asking for her hand in marriage is another level. Men make all kinds of verbal deals and with hand shakes all the time but when it comes to the woman you love and who's supposed to love you unconditionally, you have to offer a bribe aka ring. Dog pound, this is a bribe, straight up. Who wouldn't say yes then cash out later if shit doesn't go their way. That's human nature. If you offered me 5-10k to take job and it wasn't what I expected...hell I'm outta there. I may hate to leave but at least I got something out of it. On the flip side, would you offer a 5-10k bonus up front to an employee that you thought would not deliver? Wouldn't you want that bonus money back? Well stupid, its too late, it's gone.
A multi-faceted, platinum princess cut, multi-carat ring is an enticement, it's incentive and bottom line they keep looking for more where that came from. Love is eternal. If she loves you and wants to spend the rest of her life with you, she will marry your ass with a ring around the collar.