I do so solemnly swear
to never from this day forward
give up the "power" that lies within my nutz (manhood)
I swear that I will remain strong and hold fast
to the family jewels at all cost
even when faced with all adversity
In the midst and presence of mesmerising dime pieces,
family members and all those who seek to diminish
my status as man in this world.
I will remain a man until the day
that men carry me to the my final rest
Good,Bad, or Indifferent and to those
who don't like it
Fuck Em

So help me GOD

1. Speak your mind even if its wrong
2. Once you decide on a course of action stick with it
3. Don't be afraid to offend people
4. Learn from great and well respected men
5. Turn off the TV/ Oprah Dr. Phil, Reality shows
6. Never lose the respect of the women your involved with
7. Realize the power you have within your nutz (the next president, savior etc.)
8. Follow your own mind
9. Get rid of dead weight, toxic relationships
10. Be willing to die for your rights and what you believe in

Well I've been gone for a minute on a mini-vacation but now I'm back to save you dudes out there. For you cats out there thinking about taking the big plunge, think about this. Who came up with the concept of an engagement ring? Men or women? What law states that you must spend at least 2-3 months salary on an engagement ring? Think about this, a man's word is his what; his bond. If he doesn't honor and stand by his word then he really ain't shit in this world. So why is it that when a man asks a female to marry him he has to produce a ring worth several thousand dollars? He isn't gonna go back on his word, she might, but 9 times out of 10 the guy won't. Its hard enough to get a guy to admit he loves a woman, asking for her hand in marriage is another level. Men make all kinds of verbal deals and with hand shakes all the time but when it comes to the woman you love and who's supposed to love you unconditionally, you have to offer a bribe aka ring. Dog pound, this is a bribe, straight up. Who wouldn't say yes then cash out later if shit doesn't go their way. That's human nature. If you offered me 5-10k to take job and it wasn't what I expected...hell I'm outta there. I may hate to leave but at least I got something out of it. On the flip side, would you offer a 5-10k bonus up front to an employee that you thought would not deliver? Wouldn't you want that bonus money back? Well stupid, its too late, it's gone.
A multi-faceted, platinum princess cut, multi-carat ring is an enticement, it's incentive and bottom line they keep looking for more where that came from. Love is eternal. If she loves you and wants to spend the rest of her life with you, she will marry your ass with a ring around the collar.

Nothing happens over night and losing that which makes us men was probably a gradual and painless process. We all come from different backgrounds and various cultures. Look back into your past and examine the people and situations that led to your castration.

I have several close friends and relatives that have been in relationships for years, constantly complaining about their wives, girlfriends, baby mama's etc. yet still stay in the same situation. Life can be short or very long depending on how you live it. These women are not going to change, people don't change, only their consciousness changes. When it comes to your ultimate sanity and happiness its not worth it. I admit, I have been guilty of the same sin, but I'm a single guy with no kids and no drama. Life is like a poker game, and you have to know when to cut your losses and move on. You might think you can bluff your way through but as the years pass you will realize its a no win. It takes a strong man to walk away from something he loves but it also takes a fool to think that"shit will turn into sugar someday."

True story, a few years ago me and my homies set up a guys trip to the Bahamas. It was supposed to be a nice getaway for 4-5 days. Partying, drinking,sun, beach and of course single women. As expected, several of the dudes flake out of the trip, so it came down to two of us. Me and one of my closest road dogs. Well its getting close to the time to roll out, maybe a few weeks before the departure and this spineless jellyfish tells me that he's gonna bring his girlfriend along, who just happens to be pregnant. My first response was, are you f#$king crazy? First of all how did she even know about the trip? (Okay you told her) Second its supposed to be a guys trip, so you mean to tell me that if the other 2 dudes hadn't backed out, you were still gonna bring your pregnant girlfriend along with four dudes? How did you think that shit was cool? to make a long story short. It was a totally f#$ked up trip cuz we couldn't hang out and had to drag her along everywhere. I still ended up hooking up with some chick on the boat, so it wasn't a total loss. Moral of the story. Don't ever sell out your boys for a chick. Grow Sum Nutz

I recently went shopping to buy some new jeans, nothing special, just regular jeans that fit. After searching several stores I basically came out empty handed and a little confused. Tight ass jeans with flaps on the pockets and even low waist jeans for men! All this so called trendy fashion is just another example of how men are turning into chicks. Man bags and man purses, WTF is that about? Since when does a guy have so much crap to carry around that he now needs a bag. All you need is a wallet and briefcase if need be. Man bag=NO Nutz!!