The last time I went to a gentleman's club, there were more lesbo's than dudes; grabbing the chicks ad smacking asses. If we did that, we'd have a 350 pound bouncer bum rushing us out the door. The strip club may be one of the last places men can go and chill out, have some drinks, smoke cigars and look at some decent sights with his buddies. Now you've got all these carpet munchers on the prowl on our hunting ground. Don't get me wrong, I like lesbians. We actually have a lot in common but when I have to compete against other dudes and some chick that hates dick, that is a problem. Lesbo's get you own spot and stay the F@# out of the Gentleman's Clubs

Okay, I'm no mechanic, plumber or electrician, but I can pick up a wrench, screwdriver, or whatever the necessary tool and fix something. Cars are more advanced nowadays so there aren't too many backyard mechanics, however a man should know the parts of an engine and how they operate. With that being said, if you or your woman has a mechanical breakdown at least you would have some idea of what to do beyond calling AAA. If you need to install a light fixture in your home, you should have the know how without calling an expensive electrician or electrocuting yourself and causing a major blackout. Some men, especially the younger dudes don't know how to do shit unless it comes on an X-Box or PS3.

All throughout history great men have been able to make strong decisions at the blink of an eye and stick to them. Now men have to consult their significant other on the smallest of issues. Keeping peace in the household is one thing but asking for approval is another. Its always better to ask for forgiveness rather than permission. If your young son asks you for something, men are quick to say go ask your mother, so in your son's young mind; he says, well I know who's in charge. Dad can't or won't make decisions.

Guys this may come as a surprise but the more you try to please a woman or anyone for that matter, the more they'll want. I know of several guys personally that have called me complaining about how much they do for their women, which is great, yet their still not happy. News flash homies, bottom line is that "you" can never make another human being happy, especially a woman. Happiness is an internal process and state of mind, if she wasn't happy before then nothing you do will ever change that. Make yourself happy and screw the rest.

I can remember a time when a man would say exactly what was on his mind, no holding back, and without fear of the outcome. Wisdom comes in knowing when to bite your tongue but if you're such a "puss" to never speak up about anything then you might as well kill yourself because your dead anyway. This especially applies when a woman tries to run your life. If you're afraid to tell her to "shut the F@#! up", then you don't deserve your nuts. You may never have to tell your woman this, but never ever be afraid to let it fly.

There used to be a time when a mans grooming routine was simply the 3S ritual, shit, shower and shave; throw on his favorite cologne, after shave and he's out the door. Now you can walk down the aisle at Wal-Mart, Target, wherever, and find a smorgasbord of bullshit products. Skin toners,exfoliates and the list goes on. WTF is going on here? A man should not spend more time getting ready in front of a mirror than a woman unless he's a model and getting paid for that shit.

Over the years it seems that men have gradually bought into the ideas promoted by the mass media, from the likes of Oprah, Dr. Phil (Not even a real doctor) and countless others. More and more men are watching these shows designed for a female audience and have become brainwashed by the bullshit. More dudes are watching soaps, lifetime movies,and all sorts of chick flicks, not to mention reading bogus articles in so called "Men's" magazines saying what women are supposed to want. The truth is women don't know what they want. They are a walking contradiction. They tell you to be more open, talk about your feelings, show more affection. The minute you do she sees it as a sign of weakness and will try to impose her will and control you. The gender roles are are changing fellas and women want to dominate. The minute you start acting like "Mr. Softy" you can kiss the hairy twins goodbye.

1. Men are more sensitive than ever before
2. Men now have just as many grooming products as women
3. Men are afraid to speak their mind
4. Men try to hard to please
5. Men cant make decisions
6. Men have no physical skills anymore
7. Men have allowed women to invade and take over our domains
8. Men's clothing has become borderline gay
9. Selling out your Bros
10.Men don't know how to cut their losses