I'm so disturbed I cant keep quiet about this one!! A friend of mine just recently got a new car...A manly car..let's just say a muscle car! An eye catcher...Ok. Well he lives with his girlfriend who is in my opinion a controller of his balls but I cant tell him that directly. This is the situation, this dude is afraid to pull his car outta the garage because this woman is gonna bitch and ask him where are you going? why you gotta drive the car etc. When she ain't paying the fuking note!! GTFOH!! And he doesn't drive it cause he don't want to hear her mouth! Its not even summer yet, so you mean to tell me you're gonna keep a brand new vehicle under wraps cuz your girl is beefing about it...and you can only drive it when she's with you? GTFOHWTBS(for those who don't know....get the fuck outta here with that bullshit). As if you're 65-70 years old? why did you get the car? because you wanted it. He's acting like the kid in the Christmas movie that wanted a BB gun and everyone keeps telling him he's gonna shoot his eye out!! In my opinion you wear a fucking patch like a pirate! like a man.!! You drive your mom mobile...or whatever and I drive what the fuck I want! Grow Sum freakin nutz doggie!! She's just afraid that you'll bag a hotter chic with less attitude in your new wheels!! Don' wait til your 50 years old to get a fuking Corvette and drive on the weekends!! Life is out there to be lived right now!!
And trust me If she saw some dude pushing a nice new ride she would be fantasizing about him that night while she's giving you the obligatory fuck!!

What's up people? Let me start off by asking my readers....all five of you; a serious question. Have you ever heard the term Alpha female? Well I was just recently introduced to this "tricknology" I mean terminology!

Okay, lets dissect this phenomena. The term "Alpha male or Alpha female" comes from the description of social animals in which the "alpha" is highest in rank. The first to mate, eat, etc.
The term Alpha male has been used to describe certain men within human society with the same so called characteristics. Which if you could account for this would probably be less than 1 percent because as we all should know by now that the ruling elite control society. Anyone who attempts to identify themselves as an alpha anything is delusional, unless thats your fraternity name! Now we have females calling themselves alpha-females.

Why and how is it that intelligent human beings would allow themselves to be put in a class with animals is beyond me. It seems that all this competitiveness via (American Idol, Survivor,Top Chef, Road Rules) and all the other nonsense on TV is mass brainwash to confuse people and have them at each others throats. I'm the best...No I'm the best!! You're both wrong..I'm the best!!! I thought that was grade school shit?

Being a man who's comfortable with who he is and does not choose to give up his nutz, why would I want to come home after a long days work and deal with one of these Alpha bitches? After competing with whomever in the workplace, fighting through traffic, why on earth would I want to come home and compete over some trivial nonsense with one of theses creatures. It appears to me that the term Alpha-female as it applies to homo-sapien women is just a cleverly packaged code name for bitch. New term same old bitch!

Don't be fooled gentleman! Keep your nutz away from these demons!

I do so solemnly swear
to never from this day forward
give up the "power" that lies within my nutz (manhood)
I swear that I will remain strong and hold fast
to the family jewels at all cost
even when faced with all adversity
In the midst and presence of mesmerising dime pieces,
family members and all those who seek to diminish
my status as man in this world.
I will remain a man until the day
that men carry me to the my final rest
Good,Bad, or Indifferent and to those
who don't like it
Fuck Em

So help me GOD

1. Speak your mind even if its wrong
2. Once you decide on a course of action stick with it
3. Don't be afraid to offend people
4. Learn from great and well respected men
5. Turn off the TV/ Oprah Dr. Phil, Reality shows
6. Never lose the respect of the women your involved with
7. Realize the power you have within your nutz (the next president, savior etc.)
8. Follow your own mind
9. Get rid of dead weight, toxic relationships
10. Be willing to die for your rights and what you believe in

Well I've been gone for a minute on a mini-vacation but now I'm back to save you dudes out there. For you cats out there thinking about taking the big plunge, think about this. Who came up with the concept of an engagement ring? Men or women? What law states that you must spend at least 2-3 months salary on an engagement ring? Think about this, a man's word is his what; his bond. If he doesn't honor and stand by his word then he really ain't shit in this world. So why is it that when a man asks a female to marry him he has to produce a ring worth several thousand dollars? He isn't gonna go back on his word, she might, but 9 times out of 10 the guy won't. Its hard enough to get a guy to admit he loves a woman, asking for her hand in marriage is another level. Men make all kinds of verbal deals and with hand shakes all the time but when it comes to the woman you love and who's supposed to love you unconditionally, you have to offer a bribe aka ring. Dog pound, this is a bribe, straight up. Who wouldn't say yes then cash out later if shit doesn't go their way. That's human nature. If you offered me 5-10k to take job and it wasn't what I expected...hell I'm outta there. I may hate to leave but at least I got something out of it. On the flip side, would you offer a 5-10k bonus up front to an employee that you thought would not deliver? Wouldn't you want that bonus money back? Well stupid, its too late, it's gone.
A multi-faceted, platinum princess cut, multi-carat ring is an enticement, it's incentive and bottom line they keep looking for more where that came from. Love is eternal. If she loves you and wants to spend the rest of her life with you, she will marry your ass with a ring around the collar.

Nothing happens over night and losing that which makes us men was probably a gradual and painless process. We all come from different backgrounds and various cultures. Look back into your past and examine the people and situations that led to your castration.

I have several close friends and relatives that have been in relationships for years, constantly complaining about their wives, girlfriends, baby mama's etc. yet still stay in the same situation. Life can be short or very long depending on how you live it. These women are not going to change, people don't change, only their consciousness changes. When it comes to your ultimate sanity and happiness its not worth it. I admit, I have been guilty of the same sin, but I'm a single guy with no kids and no drama. Life is like a poker game, and you have to know when to cut your losses and move on. You might think you can bluff your way through but as the years pass you will realize its a no win. It takes a strong man to walk away from something he loves but it also takes a fool to think that"shit will turn into sugar someday."